watch me, I´m peeing
being drunk on a monday isn’t even attractive on fashion week, it isn’t even attractive if you’re with the biggest blogger in time square who takes your picture under the mightiest dance move in the perfect light.
what i prefer is to eat your chicken soup with leak and flavor. i want to eat it while watching bob´s burger with my legs widely snuggled in sweat pants.
hate mail part one
thinking about you is crap. thinking about you makes me want to refresh my page and hope that the new refreshed page has forgotten what is over.
thinking about you not only makes me want to live in bed but it makes me want to live in a bed of pancakes that i can eat haphazardly without thinking of gaining weight and the after effects of getting drunk on a monday.
my head is sore when i think of you.
crying eyes vomit relief. crying eyes vomit burgers and french fries as everything that i love which is inside of me is released leaving me to be a pile of nothing that is interesting to say.
went to meet mom to go to the dentist and while waking it rained hard and she called me to buy an umbrella. mom went in the dentist room and we talked about a plan and how i need my wisdom teeth removed badly. i asked my dentist if he remebered my boyfriend who visited him last week and told him that i had a headache. tony walked in the room while i was sitting on the chair. he stared at the screen and listened to my dentist talk prices and had a look on his face as my mom slipped in jokes and the word “ discount.” my right sleeve was rained on and my shoes were wet. tony offered to buy us anything new. i got one of those velcro massage-y on trend adidas slippers. they are for men and my feet look like an ant in them. i promised to wear them forever.
its funny when you’re on facebook because you’re sitting there thinking oh this person likes this pic of me. sometimes i like a picture but don’t hit “like” because its not worth it. i also “like” average pictures if they have people i really like in them. i dont normally “like” pictures based on the quality or anything enhancing or enticing like fancy. i normally “like” what i like because of who’s in it.
i think too much about how i want to drink something sometimes but i also do the opposite so they cancel each other out .i guess its ok to feel two ways about something if both ways are just as strong as each other.